Did you play bank when you were little? How funny that banks seem the pretend play choice - like the perfect thing to do when you're little - before you realize what playing bank for real mean: bills, checks, limits, wishing you had more money. When I played bank when I was little, my funds were limitless. I don't like to play bank anymore.
So, Alyssa and Jack are playing bank right now. Actually, Alyssa informed me they're playing "you know, it's like a bank slash store." Bank/store. Got it.
I said, "So, what's the name of your bank slash store?"
She said, "We named it 'Cats Are Meow And So Are These'."
Huh?
I cannot make this stuff up.
Cats are meow and so are these.
So are what? I don't know. I didn't ask.
This reminds me of my college roommate Dena. She told me when she was little she and her sister Derria would play bank slash store (okay, she didn't say they played bank slash store, but they probably played store, or bank, or country store, or cowboy bank, because they're Colorado people) and Dena chose the same name for herself all the time. What was her pretend play name? "Log Fencepost." First name Log, last name Fencepost. I remember when we were having the giggles one night in college, when she told me this story, it made me laugh so hard. SO hard. I giggle every single time I say "Log Fencepost."
Now I'm going to go upstairs and write a pretend check, sign my name Log Fencepost, and try to cash it in at Cat's Meow and So Are These Bank/Store.
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